1. Punchline does not mean hit the child.
2. Don’t howl at your own jokes.
3. Tentacles funny. Razor sharp claws not funny.
4. Multiple heads should speak one-at-a-time.
5. No claws for tickling.
6. Scared kids don’t laugh.
7. Try not to hurt the audience.
8. Always keep sharp spikes in!
9. You won’t get a laugh if you don’t take a bath.
10. Never let them see you slobber.