Are we just not gonna talk about the fact that Jasper was a CONFEDERATE SOLDIER?

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This weekend, the Twilight saga dropped on Netflix and everyone and their mothers holed up to watch all five films — present company included.

Now, as a huge fan of the series, I’ll be the first to admit that this series is, quite literally, batshit. Like, Jasper being a Confederate solider? Or Bella ignoring the fact that Eddie just watched her sleep?? Or Jacob falling in love with a BABY???

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I still cannot believe that S. Meyer was able to get us ALL onboard with Jacob imprinting on a fresh fetus. 

Anyway, here are some of the funniest tweets about this bonkers as heck saga that we all can’t help but obsess over:

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Remember at the end of the last Twilight where there was an incredible fight scene and so many people died and then it turned out it was just a vision and everyone went home…I’m still angry

07:35 PM – 18 Jul 2021

Twitter: @theDMatthews

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if jasper (from twilight) went that wild because of bella’s PAPER CUT how tf was he able to go to a public school??? the risk of injury is so high there??

05:11 AM – 18 Jul 2021

Twitter: @chxyanne

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Twilight never paid off the setup that Edward drives really fast because he’s indestructible and his reflexes are supposedly so good that he could never injure anyone else on the road through carelessness. Let’s see these so called skills in action Edward!

03:53 PM – 17 Jul 2021

Twitter: @JennyENicholson

22.

I LOVE HOW EDWARD IS LIKE “I’VE NEVER WANTED TO TASTE A HUMANS BLOOD SO BADLY” AND BELLA IS LIKE “I TRUST YOU” LIKE GIRL NO WTF THAT’S A WHOLE ASS RED FLAG THE MAN WANTS TO EAT YOU AND YOU’RE TURNED ON NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO HAVE A FETISH FOR BEING A HUMAN CAPRISUN

01:41 AM – 19 Jul 2021

Twitter: @lokiscuddlebot

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the fact that team edward & team jacob was even a thing didn’t even make sense…like jacob didn’t have a chance in hell..bella was throwing her self off cliffs cause edward left…like?!!?

12:12 AM – 17 Jul 2021

Twitter: @kcizzlemyhizzle

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thinking about how bella just jumped to calling edward a vampire just bc his hands were cold,,, bitch what if he was anemic???!!! now you’ve made him feel bad

04:03 AM – 19 Jul 2021

Twitter: @merzedees

46.

the most fucked up thing in twilight was carlisle seeing rosalie dying in an alley after being attacked by a group of men and going, ‘pretty! i shall make her an immortal bride for my son edward!’

10:34 AM – 20 Feb 2020

Twitter: @renegadeapostle

48. In conclusion:

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