“The nipples are to create the illusion of a giant face to scare off predators.”
A male team of angels was tasked with the creation of man. The female angels, who were responsible for making human women, decided to see what their fellow cherubs had come up with.
The female angels explained the brilliance of women’s bodies feeding their babies.
They asked the purpose of men’s nipples and were given the best answer I’ve heard yet.
But the female angels offered an awesome suggestion! Unfortunately, they were totally ignored.
So, they tried to understand human man’s anatomy a little better.
The female angels asked some fair questions…
…and exposed the male angels’ obvious design flaw with human man.
And then, the male angels proudly revealed what happens to human man when he builds up lots of sperm.
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